Hangover Quotes and Messages 🤔🥵💀 | New Year’s Eve celebrations (or any night of overindulgence) often lead to mornings filled with more regret than champagne. If you’re currently battling a beast of a hangover, you’re not alone! Dive into this collection of witty quotes and funny messages that perfectly capture the pain, the humor, and the sometimes philosophical contemplation that comes with a post-party pounding. From the “I’m dying” stage to the “mildly amused” recovery, these hangover sayings will help you laugh through the throbbing and find some solidarity in the struggle.
Hangover Quotes and Messages 2025
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The “I’m Dying” Stage:
Never Drink the last glass:)
I’m glad I drank the last glass because I don’t remember anything from that terrible night.:)
“My head feels like a disco ball hit a brick wall. Send help…and maybe a smoothie. 🤕😵💫🍹”
“Pretty sure my internal organs are currently staging a protest. 🪧🆘”
“I’m not sure what’s worse, my dry mouth or my life choices from last night. 🤔🥵💀”
“I swear, I’ve seen healthier zombies in ‘The Walking Dead’. 🧟♀️☠️😴”
“If my blood could talk, it would be screaming. 🩸🗣️😖”
“Is it acceptable to just live in a dark room forever? Asking for a friend. (That friend is me). 🌑👤😭”
“I need to start a GoFundMe for my liver. It’s really going through it right now. 💸🫁🙏”
“Currently experiencing severe ‘regret-it-a-tis’. Anyone got the cure? 🩹💊😩”
Hangover Quotes: The “Mildly Amused by My Own Pain” Stage:
“Woke up feeling like I drank my own weight in glitter and regret. ✨🤢😂”
“My brain is trying to remember last night like a bad Netflix movie I can’t fast-forward. 🍿🤦♀️🎬”
“Last night was proof that I’m not as smooth as I think I am. 🥴😅😂”
“New year, same me…just a lot more dehydrated. 🚰😂😜”
“Apparently, ‘one more’ meant ‘one more until sunrise.’ ☀️🥴🤦♂️”
“I’m 99% sure the reason I’m this exhausted is because of my killer dance moves. 🕺🏻😴🤷🏻♀️”
“My tolerance has gone down more than my dignity last night. 👇🏼🤦♀️😆”
“Turns out ‘staying hydrated’ with vodka doesn’t really work. 💦🤪🚫”
The “Philosophical & Sarcastic” Stage:
“Ah, the classic existential crisis brought to you by excessive tequila. 🍸🤔😵”
“What doesn’t kill you, makes you weaker. Thanks a lot, last night. 🙄💪🏽🥴”
“I’ve decided the best New Year’s resolution is ‘never again’. I give it 3 hours. 🗓️😂🥴”
“My liver deserves a raise…or at least a long vacation. 💼🏝️😴”
“Remember that New Year’s resolution about bettering yourself? Well, uh, about that… 🤨😅🤫”
“Turns out, ‘YOLO’ also applies to the severity of hangovers. 🤷♀️🤯🥴”
“This hangover is a direct result of bad decision making but the party was SO GOOD. Worth it? Debatable. 🤔🥳😂”
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Hangover Quotes: The “Recovering But Still Snarky” Stage:
“Give me all the carbs and tell no one what I did. 🍕🤫😇”
“Just gonna ride this hangover wave with minimal human interaction. 🌊👋🏼🙄”
“Current vibe: surviving and vibing…and maybe hiding from the sun. 😎🛏️😬”
“If ‘going back for seconds’ was a sport, I’d be an Olympian of regret. 🏅😭😆”
“Do not approach. Currently functioning on coffee and bad memories. ☕🙅♀️😵💫”
“I’m taking a ‘mental health day’, which really means ‘a hang over day, and will not be mentally healthy either.’ 🧠🙅♀️🤪”
When Someone Texts You About Last Night
**(Text with photo of yourself blurry) **”Don’t know this person. Haven’t met. 📸🫣🥴”
**”We were so smooth and in control! 🤪 [sends gif of chaos]“
“Pls erase from brain file. Thanks. 🧠🚫🙏”
“Reminder: what happens in New Year’s is just an extreme version of daily life. 😉😂🎊”
Bonus Message:
“Remember how great the drinks were last night? Yeah…me neither. 😵💫🤪🍻”
Remember to sprinkle these liberally Hangover Quotes throughout the day for maximum comedic effect! 😉
